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Paul Foot: Image Conscious

Paul Foot: Image Conscious

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Greetings. I am one of the world’s comedians and I’m here to tell ye about my show. Have you ever considered the unique predicament of the soft-shell crab? Well I have. That animal is absolutely ridiculous. What about the many, MANY problems that occur when organising a suburban orgy? The catering, for example. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, which incidentally is a terrible type of lettuce.

"Sublime, original and brilliant" Independent

"A deranged genius" Sydney Morning Herald

"A Sheer tour de farce" EdFest Mag

14+, Under 16's accompanied by an adult


Mill Bay,
CT20 1BN

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Tickets £15

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